What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
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