How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.