Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
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