What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
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