What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
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