What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
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