Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
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