What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
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