What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!