What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!