What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
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