American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.