What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
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