Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.