Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
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