Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
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