What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla