What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.