What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.