What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.