What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
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