Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.