What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!