What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!