What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.