Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.