Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
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