Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!