Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
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