What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.