When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
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