Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.