That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
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