Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
You knead me in your loaf.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
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