Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
You knead me in your loaf.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
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