What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
You knead me in your loaf.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
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