Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
You knead me in your loaf.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
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