The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
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