What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
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