Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
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