What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Go to BabaMail
