You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
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