You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
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