You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
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