How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Don't worry, bee happy!
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)