What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.