Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"Sip happens."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
"It's wine o'clock."
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.