I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
"On cloud wine."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"I make pour decisions."
"Partners in wine."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
"I need to re-wine my life."
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"You can't sip with us."
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"Rosé all day."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"I mead more wine."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Adulting makes me wine."
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
"You're the wine that I want."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
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