Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"On cloud wine."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"Say you'll be wine."
"Rosé all day."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"I need to re-wine my life."
"You are so bottlefull to me."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"Be kind, re-wine."
"I make pour decisions."
You’re wine in a million.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"Adulting makes me wine."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
"Great minds drink alike."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
"Time to wine down."
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
"Sip happens."
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