What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
"You can't sip with us."
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
"Read between the wines."
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
"Be kind, re-wine."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"I make pour decisions."
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"Say you'll be wine."
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"Great minds drink alike."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Adulting makes me wine."
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
"Here for the right riesling."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"No wine left behind."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"Back that glass up."
"Partners in wine."
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"You had me at merlot."
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
"I need to re-wine my life."
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.