"I make pour decisions."
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
"Back that glass up."
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
"Time to wine down."
"On cloud wine."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"You had me at merlot."
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"Partners in wine."
"Adulting makes me wine."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"Sip, sip hooray."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Alcohol you later."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
"Rosé all day."
"Here for the right riesling."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
"Be kind, re-wine."
"I need to re-wine my life."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
"You're the wine that I want."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
"Sip happens."
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
They crashed a small boat into it.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
"You can't sip with us."
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"Read between the wines."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!