What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"Sip happens."
"You can't sip with us."
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"I mead more wine."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Love the wine you're with."
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"Be kind, re-wine."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
Why did Mrs. Wine Grape run away from home?
She was tired of raisin a family.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
"Partners in wine."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"You're the wine that I want."
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"Alcohol you later."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
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