Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
What do you call the Commander of a vegetable army?
A kernel.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
My wife asked if I'd be available to drain some vegetables next week.
I said I'd check my colander.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
What is the executioner’s favorite vegetable?
A head of lettuce.
I love you from my head tomato
I hope for world peas.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
What is a DJs favorite vegetable?
A turnip.
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
This foundation is rock salad.
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