Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.