When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.