The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
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