I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
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