What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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