Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
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