What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
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