I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
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