I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
Go to BabaMail
