How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!