So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
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