Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!