What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!