If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.