Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
I like you a latke!
I love you a tot!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!