What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
We’re a perfect mash.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
I like you a latke!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Potato puns are a-peeling.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
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