What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
We’re a perfect mash.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
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