When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!