Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
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