Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
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