“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
I like you a latke!
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