What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
I love you a tot!
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
I like you a latke!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.