Potato puns are a-peeling.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
I love you a tot!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
We’re a perfect mash.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
I like you a latke!
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
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