Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
I like you a latke!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
We’re a perfect mash.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
I love you a tot!
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
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