Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
I like you a latke!
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
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