John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
I love you a tot!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
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