The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
I love you a tot!
We’re a perfect mash.
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
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