Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
I like you a latke!
Time fries when you’re having fun!
I love you a tot!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Potato puns are a-peeling.
If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What do you get when it rains potatoes? Spuddles.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet? ”He said, “It’s just the
way I yam.”
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
People order potatoes a lot because they look a-peeling on the menu.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
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