It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!