What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.