What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
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