What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
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