What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Join us for a slice of fun.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.