What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
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