This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.