Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
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