What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.