What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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