How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
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