What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
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