What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough!
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
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