What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza?
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
Join us for a slice of fun.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.