What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
Why did the man go into the pizza business?
He wanted to make some dough.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
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