How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.