You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
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