What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.