When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
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