What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
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