Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
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