Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
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