How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
Go to BabaMail
