What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
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