What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
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