If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
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