I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'