I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
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