I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
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