I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
Q: Why do peas dislike noisy eaters?
A: Because they want peas and quiet.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
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