Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
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