Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
I know a pea that's a famous singer. He's a VIP.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
I've written a book about a very grumpy British pea farmer, it's called "Mind your peas and queues."
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
The difference between popcorn and pea soup, is that you can pop corn, but you can't pea soup.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
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