Q: Why did the pea sell his car?
A: The back seat didn’t have enough legume.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
I had a traumatic experience with peas. I even had to go to thera-pea.
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
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