I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
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