What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
Did you know that humans started out as peas? That's why we're called homosa-pea-ns.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
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