My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
Did you hear about the audio drama about peas?
It’s a pod-cast
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
I lost one pea from my plate at dinner the other day. It was an escape-pea.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
I hate lentils but I love peas. They're more ap-peas-ing to my pealate.
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