What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
Q: What do you call two peas in a pod?
A: Peepee.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
Tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”
Needless to say I was in stitches.
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
What did the pea dad say after a tiring day at work? "I'm desperate for some peas of mind."
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