The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
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