What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
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