The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
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