An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.