Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
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