Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
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