What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
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