What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
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