Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
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