Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
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