The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette. They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
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