Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
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