It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
“Because it had appeal.”
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
We had made everything for the party and the groom came in, did a quick assessment and didn’t seem amused. “Orange you glad we did this?” we asked him.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
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