The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Finally, the call came in and the orange was informed by the person on the other end of the line that the company had orange-d an interview for the following day.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
The orange said to the melon, “You are one in a melon.” The melon replied, “You are so appealing.”
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
You shouldn’t put orange slices in your beer. Well, maybe once in a Blue Moon.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
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