Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?
“A busted nut.”
What is a squirrel’s favorite drink? A Peanut-Kola-da.
The nut stayed c-almond and collected during the earthquake.
That cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
That was soda pressing.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
Why are walnuts the best secret keepers? They walnut say anything to anyone.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
What did the nut say when it caught on fire? Roast-nuts, almond fire!
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
What do you call a nut that is crazy about exercise? A health nut.
Which nut is worth the most?
A cash-ew.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walnut.
Walnut who?
I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What do you call an emotionally unstable peanut? Peanut brittle
The students were going nuts when they saw all the assignments due in the curri-kola-m.
What makes nuts healthy? They have many nut-rients.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
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