Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Walnuts are hard to crack open. It can take several mi-nuts.
I had one nutty nightmare last night, it gave me a kola sweat.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io
The pecan is ready to come out of its’ shell and see the world.
What is the most popular valentine among nuts? The one that says “I’m nuts for you.”
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
What do you call an emotionally unstable peanut? Peanut brittle
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut butter open the door!
What do the peanuts and walnuts have in common? They are both nuts.
What did the health-nut say to himself at the gym? “No pine, no gain”
What did the kid nut say to the other when playing tag? “I’m going to cashew”.
I want an almond flavoured biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am.
Things don’t always pine out the way we want them to, but we can-nut give up!
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Why is peanut butter a bad secret keeper? Because it tends to spread it and not keep it.
Where’s the best place to find out information about pistachios?
The inter-nut.
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