Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
Did you see the award-winning movie about a hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener!
What’s the best thing about being a butcher? You get to meat the best people.
What do you call a steak hurtling through space? A meat-ior!
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
What is a butcher’s favorite Elvis Presley song? Love Meat Tenders.
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
Make no bones about it, home made stock is a really good base for soups.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
I have a friend who has been diagnosed with a phobia of sausages. She always fears the wurst.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
Why did the thief steal a pig? Because he was a hamburglar.
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow? Roost beef!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
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