Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
As a butcher, let me advise you never to back up into the meat grinder. It will make you get a little behind in your work.
If anyone gets a suspicious email from me about canned meat, don’t open it. It’s spam!
What's an astronaut's favorite meat? Launch meat!
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
Cows don’t make very good cops. They refuse to go on steak outs.
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
What is the best way to cook alligator meat? With a croc pot!
What did the steak say to his enemy? I have a T-bone to pick with you!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
What do you call a group of butchers coming together? A meating.
I’m bacon you! Please stop with the meat puns!
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
How did the hotdog overcome his fear of ketchup? He mustered up the courage.
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
What would you call a steak that leaped off the table and ran away? Fast food, of course.
Salami get this straight - you don't like meat puns?!
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
It’s not often that you find an eye anywhere but on the face. Cows, however, have a rib eye.”
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
Eating no meat except fish is really bothersome.
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
What is a cow's favorite deli meat? Bull-ogna!
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
My local restaurant recently lost out on an entire order of the best local beef. No one has herd what happened to it.
Sheep have a clever way of keeping all their four feet warm in the winter; they wear muttons.
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
Topside, silverside and brisket tend to groan when they get up from their chairs. This is because they are achey joints.
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
What do you call a pig squished by sand? A ham sandwich.
Did you hear about the butcher who got into danger? His life was at steak!
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
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