Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.